Which one of us is pregnant???

At lunch today, I made Brian a peanut butter and blueberry jelly sandwich -- which is what he asked for. He burst into tears when I gave it to him because it was a whole sandwich instead of a half. I cut it in half and gave half to David and he still was upset because it was cut instead of folded. He cried for almost 10 minutes about this sandwich. Then he ate it and wanted more.